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Text codes for seniors

  • ATD – At the Doctor’s
  • BFF – Best Friends Funeral
  • BTW – Bring the Wheelchair
  • BYOT – Bring Your Own Teeth
  • CBM – Covered by Medicare
  • CUATSC – See You at the Senior Center
  • DWI – Driving While Incontinent
  • FWIW – Forgot Where I Was
  • GGPBL – Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low
  • GHA – Got Heartburn Again
  • HGBM – Had Good Bowel Movement
  • LMDO – Laughing My Dentures Off
  • LOL – Living on Lipitor
  • OMSG – Oh My! Sorry, Gas
  • TOT– Texting on Toilet
  • WAITT – Who Am I Talking To?
  • WTF – When’s The Funeral?