Tag: religious
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Sunday School Teacher
A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her young students. After explaining the commandment to “honor thy father and thy mother,” she asked, “Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?” Without missing a beat one little boy (the oldest of a family) answered, “Thou shall…
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Three Medical Professionals At Gates Of Heaven
St. Peter greets three medical professionals at the gates of heaven. He asks each of them why deserve spending the rest of eternity in heaven. St. Peter said to the first, “And what have you done to be able to enter heaven?” “I’m a surgeon who saved countless lives.” “Enter, you’ve done a wonderful job.”…
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Rabbi In A Catholic Hospital
A rabbi had a terrible car wreck and was rushed to a local Catholic hospital. After the doctors patched him up, he recuperated in the orthopedic ward for several weeks. As he recovered from his injuries he became friends with the Sister who was a nurse there. One day, she came into his room and…
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Old Man Meets Satan
A few minutes before the church services started, the townspeople were sitting in their pews and talking. Suddenly, Satan appeared at the front of the church. Everyone started screaming and running for the front entrance, running over each other each other in a frantic effort to get away from evil incarnate. Soon everyone had exited…
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Satan And The Construction Worker
There was a construction worker who was working on a building when he unfortunately fell 15 stories to his bloody death. He arrived at the pearly gates, but St. Peter informed him of a mistake, “Oh, I am sorry, my man. But you have been sentenced to hell.” The construction worker agreed – not like…
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Innocent Church Bloopers
The Rev. Andersen spoke briefly, much to the delight of the audience. The outreach committee has enlisted 25 visitors to make calls on people who are not afflicted with any church. The Ladies Bible Study will be held Thursday morning at 10am. All ladies are invited to lunch in the Fellowship Hall after the B.S.…