Tag: religious

  • Dear God Prayers From Kids at Bedtime

    35 of the best Dear God prayers kids make before they go to bed. Dear God, Please put another holiday between Christmas and Easter. There is nothing good in there now. Ginny Thank you for the baby brother but what I asked for was a puppy. I never asked for anything before. You can look…

  • Catholic Dog Dies

    O’Connor lived alone in the Irish countryside with only his beloved pet dog for company. Sadly one day the Catholic dog passed away and O’Connor went to his local parish priest and made a simple request in honor of the fallen animal. “Father, me dog is dead. Could you be saying a final mass for…

  • Origin of Obesity

    Biblical Interpretation on the Origin Of Obesity In the beginning God created the heavens and the Earth. And the Earth was without form, and void, and darkness was upon the face of the deep. And Satan said, “It doesn’t get any better than this.” And God said, “Let there be light,” and there was light.…

  • Catholic Women

    Four Catholic women were having coffee one afternoon, bragging to one another about their successful sons. The first woman tells her friends, “My son is a priest. When he walks into a room, everyone calls him ‘Father’.” The second of the Catholic women chirps in, “My son is a Bishop. Whenever he walks into a…

  • Priest Asks For Favor

    A priest was called away for an emergency. Not wanting to leave the confessional unattended, he called his rabbi friend from across the street and asked him to cover for him. The rabbi told the priest he wouldn’t know what to say, but the priest told him to come on over and he’d stay with…