Tag: religious
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God Offers His Commandments
God approached the Italians first to offer them his ten commandments. “What commandments are you offering?” they asked. He answered that one of them is, “Thou shalt not murder.” They answered, “Sorry, we are not interested.” Next he offered the ten commandments to the Romanian people. “What commandments do you offer?” they said. He replied…
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Bumper Stickers About Religion
The meek shall inherit the earth, after we’re through with it. If God is within, I hope he likes enchiladas! Jesus saves. He uses double coupons. Jesus loves you. But I’m his favorite. Jesus loves you! Everybody else thinks you’re a jerk. I found Jesus – he was behind the sofa all the time. Thank…
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Where Is God?
A couple had two little girls, ages eight and ten, who were always in trouble. They were always getting caught causing problems and their parents always felt that if any bad deeds were reported in town, that their two young daughters were in some way involved. The parents were at the end of their rope…
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Heaven’s gatekeeper gives a tour
Gatekeeper gives a new entrant a tour of Heaven.
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Saying Grace At Dinner
A wife invited a large group of people to dinner. At the table, she turned to her six-year-old daughter and said, “Would you like to say the blessing?” “I don’t know what to say,” the girl replied. “Just repeat what you hear Mommy say,” the wife answered. The daughter bowed her head and said, “Lord,…
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Zebra Identity Crisis
A zebra questions St. Peter about his true identity. A zebra dies and arrives at the Pearly Gates. As he enters, he asks St. Peter, “I have a question, that has haunted me all of my days on earth: am I a white horse with black stripes, or a black horse with white stripes?” St.…