- The meek shall inherit the earth, after we’re through with it.
- If God is within, I hope he likes enchiladas!
- Jesus saves. He uses double coupons.
- Jesus loves you. But I’m his favorite.
- Jesus loves you! Everybody else thinks you’re a jerk.
- I found Jesus – he was behind the sofa all the time.
- Thank God I’m an atheist.
- The more you complain the longer God makes you live.
- As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools.
- If going to church makes you a Christian, does going into a garage make you a car?
- If you don’t sin, Jesus died for nothing.
- Even God asks for only 10%
- If Jesus is the answer, I want a different question.
- When you drive like I do, you better believe in God.
- 3 out of 5 people hold their farts in church.
- Hell was full, so I came back.
- A message from God: Don’t make me come down there.
- You may not believe in God, but God believes in you.
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