Tag: religious
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Taxi-Cab Driver
A taxi-cab driver reaches the Pearly Gates and announces his presence to St. Peter, who looks him up in his Big Book. When reading his entry for the cabbie, St. Peter invites him to pick up a silk robe and a golden staff and to proceed into Heaven. A preacher is next in line behind…
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Scientists Debate Whether God Is Needed Anymore
One day a group of scientists got together and decided that man had come a long way and no longer needed God. So they picked one scientist to go and tell Him that they were done with Him. The scientist walked up to God and said, “God, we’ve decided that we no longer need you.”…
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“God Speaks” Billboards
Have you noticed the “God Speaks” billboards along the highways? Here’s a list of the “God Speaks” billboards which feature simple white text on a black background. Now we know that if “God Speaks,” we need to pay attention.
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How a College Student Would Write The Bible
Ten ways the Bible would be different,If it were written by college students The Last Supper would have been eaten the next morning – cold. The Ten Commandments are actually only five, double-spaced, and written in a large font. New edition every two years in order to limit reselling. Forbidden fruit would have been eaten…
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Who Has a Hot Line To God?
Both the Rabbi and the Pope have fancy phones with direct connections to God, but the phone calls don’t cost the same. The Chief Rabbi of Israel and the Pope meet in Rome. During their conversation, the Rabbi notices an unusually fancy phone on a side table in the Pope’s private chambers and asks the…
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Minister Talks About Sex
A minister gave a talk to the Lion’s Club on the topic of sex. When he got home he couldn’t tell his wife that he had spoken on sex, so he said he had discussed horseback riding with the members. A few days later, she ran into some men at the shopping mall and they…