Tag: relationships

  • If you love something, set it free.

    If you love something, set it free. If it comes back, it was, and always will be yours. If it never returns, it was never yours to begin with. If it just sits in your living room, messes up your stuff, eats your food, uses your telephone, takes your money, and never behaves as if […]

  • How to master a relationship. Know these 10 Commandments.

    Ten Commandments on the relationship between men and women. Once you memorize these simple principles about men and women, you can live in harmony forever. Smart man + smart woman = Romance Smart man + dumb woman = Pregnancy Dumb man + smart woman = Affair Dumb man + dumb woman = Marriage A man will […]

  • Breaking up a doctor can be expensive

    There was a pretty nurse named Carol who broke her engagement to a doctor. She was explaining everything to a friend. “Do you mean to say,” exclaimed Cindy, “that the bum asked you to give back the ring AND all his presents ?” “Not only that,” said Carol, “he sent me a bill for 37 […]

  • New Blue Suit For The Dearly Departed

    A man who just died is delivered to the mortuary wearing an expensive, expertly tailored black suit. The mortician asks the deceased’s wife how she would like the body dressed. He points out that the man does look good in the black suit he is already wearing. The widow, however, says that she always thought […]

  • You Have Been With Me All Through Bad Times

    A woman’s husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she had stayed by his bedside every day. One day, when he came to, he motioned her to come nearer. He whispered, eyes full of tears: “You know what? “You have been with me all through the bad times. […]

  • How To Please A Woman or Man

    A man will go to the ends of the earth to please a woman. She just has to show up without clothes. HOW TO PLEASE A WOMAN Worship her Die for her Go to the ends of the earth for her Pledge undying love for her Make passionate love to her Tell her she’s always […]