Tag: quotes
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33 Creative Epitahs on Cemetery Headstones
Epitaphs for the most part have a loving and serious message. Some gravestones though have funny epitaphs as a parting thought. Digital headstones have appeared lately. For interesting tidbits see below. The following is a list of 33 such gems. ~ MERV GRIFFIN ~I will not be right backAfter this messageJuly 6, 1925 – August…
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7 Funny Things Kids Say to Adults
POLICE OFFICER IN SCHOOL While taking a routine vandalism report at an elementary school, I was interrupted by a little boy about five years old. Looking up and down at my uniform, he asked, “Are you a cop?” “Yes,” I answered and continued writing the report. “My father said if I ever needed help I…
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36 Hilarious Signs That Will Make You Look Twice
In front of a New Hampshire restaurant:“Now serving live lobsters” In a New Jersey restaurant:“Open seven days a week and weekends.” On the walls of a Baltimore estate:“Trespassers will be prosecuted to the full extent of the law.— Sisters of Mercy” On a long-established New Mexico dry cleaning store:“Thirty-eight years on the same spot.” In…
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20 Wild Celebrities Quotes That Will Entertain You
“Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can’t help but cry. I mean I’d love to be skinny like that but not with all those flies and death and stuff.”Mariah Carey “I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman.”Arnold Schwarzeneggerer…
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46 Vintage Quotes by George Carlin That Will Make You Laugh
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Timeless Hollywood Squares Quotes
Peter Marshall moderated the beloved Hollywood Squares TV show because the panelists gave such great come-back lines to his questions. Enjoy these Hollywood Squares quotes from panelists such as Charley Weaver, Paul Lynde, Rose Marie, Vincent Price, George Gobel, Red Foxx, Ed Asner and more. Peter Marshall: Which of your five senses tends to diminish…