Tag: quotes
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Funny Marriage Quotes
The truth about marriage from these funny marriage quotes Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, then when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that. At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, “Aren’t you wearing your wedding…
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25 one-line jokes by comedians
The day after tomorrow is the third day of the rest of your life. George Carlin Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think of it as the only time of the month that I can be myself. Roseanne Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place. Billy Crystal I just…
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Woody Allen Quotes
Basically my wife was immature. I’d be at home in the bath and she’d come in and sink my boats. Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night. Cloquet hated reality but realized it was still the only place to get a good steak. Eternal nothingness is fine if you happen to…