“Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can’t help but cry. I mean I’d love to be skinny like that but not with all those flies and death and stuff.”
Mariah Carey
“I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman.”
Arnold Schwarzeneggerer
Question: “If you could live forever, would you and why?”
Answer: “I would not live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live forever.”
Miss Alabama in the 1994 Miss Universe contest
“Researchers have discovered that chocolate produces some of the same reactions in the brain as marijuana. The researchers also discovered other similarities between the two, but can’t remember what they are.”
Matt Lauer on NBC’s Today show, August 22
“I haven’t committed a crime. What I did was fail to comply with the law.”
David Dinkins, New York City Mayor, answering accusations that he failed to pay his taxes.
“Smoking kills. If you’re killed, you’ve lost a very important part of your life.”
Brooke Shields, during an interview to become a spokesperson for a federal anti-smoking campaign.
“I’ve never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body.”
Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward
“Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country.”
Mayor Marion Barry, Washington, DC
“The streets are safe in Philadelphia. It’s only the people who make them unsafe.”
Frank Rizzo, ex-police chief and mayor of Philadelphia
“I love the smell of diapers; I even like when they’re wet and you smell them all warm like a baked good.”
Sarah Jessica Parker
“When I’m with my friends’ teenage children, I always say, ‘Are your friends having sex yet?’”
Sharon Stone
“I love cigarettes. Love them. I think the more positive approach you have to smoking, the less harmful it is.”
Sienna Miller
“After finding no qualified candidates for the position of principal, the school board is extremely pleased to announce the appointment of David Steele to the post.”
Philip Streifer, Superintendent of Schools, Barrington, Rhode Island
Question: “Did you visit the Parthenon during your trip to Greece?”
Answer: “I can’t really remember the names of the clubs we went to.”
Shaquille O’Neal
“I’ve never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don’t like eating fish. And I know that’s very popular out there in Africa”
Britney Spears
Question: “What political party would you support when you’re old enough to vote?”
Answer: “I’m not sure about the parties. But whatever they have in Korea, that’s bad.”
Justin Bieber
“If you kick every Latino out of this country, then who is going to be cleaning your toilets, Donald Trump?”
Kelly Osbourne
“I believe in an America where millions of Americans believe in an America that’s the America millions of Americans believe in. That’s the America I love.”
Mitt Romney
“Listen, everyone is entitled to my opinion.”
Madonna
“If it weren’t for electricity, we’d all be watching television by candlelight.”
George Gobel
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