Tag: police
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Cat Burglar
Cat burglar is caught in the act and held at gunpoint.
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Why Cops Love Donuts
Why cops love donuts explained in one picture.
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Best excuse ever for fishing without a license
The fishing season hasn’t opened and a fisherman who doesn’t have a license, is casting for trout as a stranger approaches and asks, “Any luck?” “Any luck? This is a wonderful spot. I took 10 out of this stream yesterday” he boasts. “Is that so? By the way, do you know who I am?” asks…
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Drunken Irishman
An Irishman who had a little too much to drink is driving home from the city one night and his car is weaving all over the road. A police officer finally spots the car and pulls him over. “So,” says the cop to the driver, “where might you have you been?” “Why, I’ve been to…
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It Could Have Been Worse
There once was a sheriff who, no matter what the situation, always said, “It could have been worse” after viewing the scene of the crime. It drove his two deputies absolutely crazy. One day, the two deputies in the Sheriff’s Office answered an emergency call at a farmhouse. When they walked in, they found the…
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What To Do With Drunk Biker
Two Drunk Bikers In Back Of Bar A policeman cruising past a bar after closing time notices two motor bikes still parked out front. He goes around the back of the pub only to find two drunk bikers, one with his fingers up the ass of the other. “So, what’s going on here?”, the cop…