Tag: police

  • It Could Have Been Worse

    There once was a sheriff who, no matter what the situation, always said, “It could have been worse” after viewing the scene of the crime. It drove his two deputies absolutely crazy. One day, the two deputies in the Sheriff’s Office answered an emergency call at a farmhouse. When they walked in, they found the […]

  • Speeding Female Driver in Mercedes

    Trooper Stops Speeding Female Driver A Texas State Trooper stopped a speeding Mercedes with a pretty young female driver behind the wheel. Seeing her, the trooper approached driver’s Mercedes and said, “Howdy mad’m, where y’all from?” The irritated New Yorker answered him rather abruptly, “From a place where they know better than to use a […]

  • Female Driver Is Pulled Over

    Speeding Female Driver A female driver was pulled over by a state trooper for speeding. He told her to get out of the car, and noticed she appeared to be putting something in her mouth as she stepped out of her vehicle. Figuring that the driver was putting away some type of illegal substance, the […]

  • FBI, CIA, LAPD and the Rabbit

    One day the President saw the national crime figures and decided something had to be done. He called in the FBI, the CIA and the LAPD and subjected them to a test to see which one would be most effective in fighting crime. Their mission was that a rabbit would be released into a forest and […]

  • Police Evidence Locker Room

    How safe are police evidence lockers? A defense attorney was cross-examining a police officer during a felony trial. Q: Officer, did you see my client fleeing the scene? A: No sir, but I subsequently observed a person matching the description of the offender running several blocks away. Q: Officer, who provided this description? A: The […]

  • What Not To Say To A Cop

    Traffic cop will not find these remarks funny I can’t reach my license unless you hold my beer. Sorry officer, I didn’t realize my radar detector wasn’t plugged in. Aren’t you the guy from the Village People? Hey, you must’ve been doin’ about 125 mph to keep up with me! Good job! I thought you […]