Tag: police

  • Illegal Fireworks and Pot In Car

    Dumb teenage criminals. What not show the police in your car trunk.

  • Driving Exam Fails

    The following are some of REAL answers on a driving exam given by the California Department of Transportation’s now defunct Saturday Traffic School. Needless to say these were driving exam fails. Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road? A: What for? He can’t see my license plate. Q: Who has […]

  • Excuse For Excessive Speeding

    Mercedes Driver Avoids Speeding Ticket A fellow bought a new Mercedes and was out on an lonely interstate road for an exciting evening drive. The road was wide open with no other cars in sight so he decided to let his new Mercedes show its stuff by testing its top speed. As the needle jumped […]

  • Wife Naked On Bed

    Husband Discovers Panting Wife Naked On Bed A husband comes home early from work early one day, and finds his wife naked panting on his bed. “Honey,” she said thinking quickly, “I think I’m having a heart attack!” He immediately calls his family doctor from his cell phone, but he notices his young son crying in […]

  • Cat Burglar

    Cat burglar is caught in the act and held at gunpoint.

  • Great Con Job

    After shopping in a mall, a couple returns to find their car had been stolen. They go to the police station and made a full report. A detective drove them back to the parking lot to see if any evidence had been found at the scene of the crime. To their total surprise, their car […]