Tag: police
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Secret of Fishing
No one in this town could catch any fish except this one man. The game warden asked him how he did it so the man told the game warden that he would take him fishing the next day. Once they got to the middle of the lake the man took out a stick of dynamite,…
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Cat Burglar
Cat burglar is caught in the act and held at gunpoint.
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Why Cops Love Donuts
Why cops love donuts explained in one picture.
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Best excuse ever for fishing without a license
The fishing season hasn’t opened and a fisherman who doesn’t have a license, is casting for trout as a stranger approaches and asks, “Any luck?” “Any luck? This is a wonderful spot. I took 10 out of this stream yesterday” he boasts. “Is that so? By the way, do you know who I am?” asks…
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Drunken Irishman
An Irishman who had a little too much to drink is driving home from the city one night and his car is weaving all over the road. A police officer finally spots the car and pulls him over. “So,” says the cop to the driver, “where might you have you been?” “Why, I’ve been to…
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It Could Have Been Worse
There once was a sheriff who, no matter what the situation, always said, “It could have been worse” after viewing the scene of the crime. It drove his two deputies absolutely crazy. One day, the two deputies in the Sheriff’s Office answered an emergency call at a farmhouse. When they walked in, they found the…