Tag: money
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11 Silly Blunders By Bank Robbers You Won’t Believe Really Happened
According to the FBI, most modern-day bank robberies are “unsophisticated and unprofessional crimes,” committed by young male repeat offenders who apparently don’t know the first thing about their business. The following list of moronic moves was part of an amusing article titled “How Not to Rob a Bank,” by Tim Clark. Clark reported that despite the widespread…
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Easy Living
Here are ten ways to tell if you are living on nothing. You attend a weekly coupon club. You’ve been driving on the spare tire for over three months. Fast food is your idea of fine dining. You spend more time counting change during a week than you spend at church. You’re outraged when the…
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Letter To IRS
Dear IRS, I am sorry to inform you that I will not be able to pay my taxes owed on April 15, due to the following reasons. I have already paid these taxes: When you do not receive my check on April 15, just know that it is an honest mistake. Please treat me the…
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Stock Market News Today
In case you missed it, in the stock market today: Helium was up, feathers were down. Paper was stationary. Fluorescent tubing was dimmed in light trading. Knives were up sharply. Cows steered into a bull market. Pencils lost a few points. Hiking equipment was trailing. Elevators rose, while escalators continued their slow decline. Weights were…
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Economy is so bad that…
Ten funny thoughts about the pandemic economy My neighbor got a pre-declined credit card in the mail. CEO’s are now playing miniature golf. Exxon-Mobil laid off 28 Congressmen. I saw a Mormon with only one wife. McDonald’s is selling the 1/4 ouncer. Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children’s names. A…
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Dollar Bill Trivia Quiz
Find out your dollar bill IQ. See how many questions you’re able to answer correctly. 1) Which direction does the eagle face? 2) Before George Washington, whose face appeared on the one-dollar bill? 3) What made the seizure of 900,000 counterfeit one dollar bills so unusual? 4) How clean is a dollar bill? 5) What’s…