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The Economy is so bad that…

Ten funny thoughts about the pandemic economy My neighbor got a pre-declined credit card in the mail. CEO’s are now playing miniature golf. Exxon-Mobil laid off 28 Congressmen. I saw a Mormon with only one wife. McDonald’s is selling the 1/4 ouncer. Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children’s names. A […]

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Quizzes

Dollar Bill Trivia Quiz

Find out your dollar bill IQ. See how many questions you’re able to answer correctly. 1) Which direction does the eagle face? 2) Before George Washington, whose face appeared on the one-dollar bill? 3) What made the seizure of 900,000 counterfeit one dollar bills so unusual? 4) How clean is a dollar bill? 5) What’s […]

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Money Can Buy You

Money can buy you a House But not a Home Money can buy you a Bed But not Sleep Money can buy you a Clock But not Time Money can buy you a Book But not Knowledge Money can buy you a Position But not Respect Money can buy you Medicine But not Health Money can buy you Blood But not […]

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How to get rich

Wealthy old man tells a young the guaranteed way to become rich. Getting money the old-fashioned way. Easy way to riches.

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Answers to dollar bill trivia quiz

Here are the answers to the dollar bill quiz. How many did you know? 1) Which direction does the eagle face?The eagle faces the olive branch in his right claw per the original sketch. “In 1782, Secretary of the Continental Congress Charles Thomson used elements from three different committees to produce his design. He then […]

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What happens when film producer loses his arm?

A film producer parks his brand new Porsche Carerra Cabriolet, and just as he swings the door open to get out, a truck speeds by and completely tears it off. The producer, ready to kill, grabs his cell phone, dials his assistant and tells her to dial 911 immediately. Soon a cop pulls up, but […]