Tag: men
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20 Funny differences between men and women
MATURITY: Females can function as adults. Most 17-year-old old males are still trading baseball cards and giving each other wedgies after gym class. This is why high school romances rarely work out. MAGAZINES: Men’s magazines often feature pictures of naked women. Women’s magazines also feature pictures of naked women. This is because the female body…
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Ideal Man List at 22 and 42
Ideal Man For A Woman Original List (at age 22) Handsome Charming A financial success A caring listener Witty A body like Adonis Dresses with style Appreciates the finer things in life Full of thoughtful surprises An imaginative and romantic lover Revised List (at age 42) Not too ugly Doesn’t belch or scratch in public…
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Shopping By Man Versus Woman
If you think a woman and a man shop the same, think again. Here’s what each gender does while visiting a grocery store. Woman Park the car. Get a cart. Take grocery list and coupons out of purse. Fill the cart with items from list in record time, being careful to check prices. Place the…
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Pick That Nose
Surprise Pickings When a sneeze or laugh causes snot to come hurling out of your nose, and you have to gracefully clean it off your shirt. Autopick The kind you do in a car, when no one’s looking. Also can mean automatic pick, the one you do when your not even thinking about it, at…
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Remote Control For Men
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He says Not what He means
Ever try to figure out what a man is saying? Now the definitive guide to what a man really means when talks. How to interpret what a man says.