Tag: men
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Man caught riding the wrong bicycle
A missionary who had spent years showing a tribe of natives how to farm and build things to be self-sufficient gets the word that he is to return home. He realizes that the one thing he never taught the natives was how to speak English, so he takes the chief and starts walking in the…
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How men behave in public urinals
Excitable: Shorts half twisted around, can’t find hole, rips shorts. Sociable: Joins friends in pee, whether he has to go or not. Nosey: Looks into the next urinal to see how the other guy is fixed. Cross-eyed: Looks into urinal on left, pees into one in center. Timid: Can’t urinate if someone else is watching,…
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Two Die-Hard Baseball Fans
Two buddies Bob and Earl were two of the biggest baseball fans in America. Their entire adult lives, Bob and Earl discussed baseball history in the winter, and they pored over every box score during the season. They went to 60 games a year. They even agreed that whoever died first would try to come back…
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Crib From A Man’s Perspective
One night a wife found her husband standing over their newborn baby’s crib. Silently she watched him. As he stood looking down at the sleeping infant, she saw on his face a mixture of emotions: disbelief, doubt, delight, amazement, enchantment, skepticism. Touched by this unusual display and the deep emotions it aroused, with eyes glistening…
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Man Asks For Directions
Unconfirmed reports are currently coming in to news bureaus that reportedly a man asks for directions near an intersection last night in downtown Columbus, Ohio. If true, the development will be the first known case of its kind in the Western world. The man, Frank N. Stein, 37, was on his way to meet friends…
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What Is Price Of A Brain?
In the hospital the relatives gathered in the waiting room where their family member lay gravely ill. Finally, the doctor came in looking tired and somber. “I’m afraid I have some terrible, terrible news,” he said as he looked over the worried faces. “The only hope left for your loved one at this time is…