Tag: marriage
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Memorable Dear Abby Q&A
Dear Abby replies with her usual wit and wisdom.
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What Pest-Control Man Said When Caught Hiding In the Closet Will Make You Laugh
A woman was having a passionate affair with an inspector from a pest-control company. One afternoon they were carrying on in the bedroom together when her husband arrived home unexpectedly. “Quick,” said the woman to her lover, “into the closet!” She bundled him in the closet stark naked. The husband, however, became suspicious and after…
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Post-Nuptial Contract
Humorous 10-Point Post-Nuptial Contract For Happy Marriages Whereas the aggrieved party (husband) and the aggrieving party (wife) have been involved in a long-standing dispute, and the husband is tired of arguing over the same stuff all the time, and whereas if the wife would listen to him, she would realize he is correct. Therefore the…
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Truthful Comment About Beautiful Wife Gets Husband In Trouble
My husband was just coming out of anesthesia after a series of tests in the hospital, and I was sitting at his bedside. His eyes fluttered open, and he murmured, “You’re beautiful.” Flattered, I continued my vigil while he drifted back to sleep. Later he woke up and said, “You’re cute.” “What happened to ‘beautiful’?”…
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Lazy Guy Needs Doctor For Clever Excuse About His Condition
The man told his doctor that he wasn’t able to do all the things around the house that he used to do. When the examination was complete, he said, “Now, Doc, I can take it. Tell me in plain English what is wrong with me.” “Well, in plain English,” the doctor replied, “you’re just a…
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Here’s a Solution For a Complaining Wife
An angry wife was complaining about her husband spending so much time at the bar, so one night he took her along. “What’ll ya all have?” he asked her. “Oh, I don’t know. The same as you, I suppose,” she replied. The husband ordered a couple of Jack Daniel’s and threw his down in one…