An angry wife was complaining about her husband spending so much time at the bar, so one night he took her along.
“What’ll ya all have?” he asked her.
“Oh, I don’t know. The same as you, I suppose,” she replied.
The husband ordered a couple of Jack Daniel’s and threw his down in one gulp.
His wife watched him, then took a sip from her glass and immediately spit it out.
“Yuck, that’s nasty poison!” she sputtered.
“How you can drink this stuff? It tastes disgusting!”
“There you go,” the husband told her triumphantly.