Tag: marriage
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Sydney’s Last Wishes For Harriet
Sometime after Sidney died, his widow, Harriet, was finally able to speak about what a thoughtful and wonderful man her late husband had been. “Sidney thought of everything, she told them.” Just before he died, Sidney called me to his bedside. He handed me three envelopes. “Harriet,” he told me. “I have put all my…
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Wife feeds husband best dinner he ever had
This woman has her bridge club every Thursday night. After a peaceful game or two with the ladies, she goes home to fix her husband dinner when he gets home from work. One Thursday, she’s playing a great game and she has an incredible hand when she notices the time. “Oh, no! I have to…
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When Dalmatians get caught cheating
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Ten funny one-liners about weddings and marriage
Q: Is it all right to bring a date to the wedding? A: Not if you are the groom. Q: What music is recommended for the wedding ceremony? A: Anything except ‘Tied to the Whipping Post’. Q: How can you tell the married men at a wedding reception? A: They’re the ones dancing with everyone…
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Jokes only married men can understand
Advice for newly married men from the experts. My wife and I have a secret to making a marriage last. Two times a week we go to a nice restaurant, a little wine, good food. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays. I asked my wife, “Where do you want to go on our anniversary?” She…
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What couples do and say before and after a marriage
22 facts of Marriage What couples say and do before and after marriage. Before – You take my breath away. After – I feel like I’m suffocating. Before – Twice a night. After – Twice a month. Before – She loves the way I take control of a situation. After – She called me a…