Tag: legal system

  • Ten Phrases in Law That Seem Dirty

    These phrases can have double meanings. Have you looked through her briefs? He is one hard judge. Counselor, let’s do it in chambers. Her attorney withdrew at the last minute. Is it a penal offense? Better leave the handcuffs on. For $200 an hour, she better be good. Can you get him to drop his […]

  • How Are You Feeling?

    Farmer Bob decided the injuries he sustained in a recent traffic collision were serious enough to sue the trucking company whose driver had been responsible for the accident. During the trial, the trucking company’s fancy lawyer grilled the farmer in court. “Didn’t you say at the scene of the accident that you were fine?” asked the […]

  • Beware Of IRS Genie

    A man has spent many days crossing the desert without water. His camel dies of thirst. He’s crawling through the sands, certain that he has breathed his last, when all of a sudden he sees an object sticking out of the sand several yards ahead of him. He crawls to the object, pulls it out […]

  • Juan The Smuggler

    Juan the smuggler comes up to the Mexican border on his bicycle. He has two large bags over his shoulders. The border guard stops him and asks, “What’s in the bags?” “Sand,” Juan calmly said. The guard says, “We’ll just see about that. Get off the bike.” The guard takes the bags and rips them […]

  • Criminal Jokes By Dummies

    It’s only criminal if you get caught. New York: Two men decide to rob a bank using their trashed car for an escape vehicle. They had spray-painted: “FOR SALE 555-5555” (with their phone number) on the side of the car so they could sell their piece of crap. California: Several employees of a large airplane […]

  • Unusual Sex Laws

    Incredible But True Sex Laws Connorsville, Wisconsin It’s illegal for a man to shoot off a gun when his female partner has an orgasm. Willowdale, Oregon It’s against the law for a husband to curse during sex. Oblong, Illinois The town punishes by law to make love while hunting or fishing on your wedding day. […]