Incredible But True Sex Laws
It’s illegal for a man to shoot off a gun when his female partner has an orgasm.
It’s against the law for a husband to curse during sex.
The town punishes by law to make love while hunting or fishing on your wedding day.
No man is allowed to make love to his wife with the smell of garlic, onions, or sardines on his breath. If his wife so requests, Alexandra law mandates that he must brush his teeth before the act.
Warn your hubby that after lovemaking he is not permitted to take more than three gulps of beer while lying in bed with you — or holding you in his arms. So have him drink his brew beforehand.
The town has a law that bans all sexual activity between members of the opposite sex in the front yard of a home after sundown — if they’re nude. (Apparently, if you wear socks, you’re safe from the law!)
Sioux Falls, South Dakota
By law hotels are required to have twin beds in every room. And the beds must be a minimum of two feet apart when a couple rents a room for only one night. Also it’s illegal to make love on the floor between the beds.
The owner of every hotel in town is required to provide each guest with a clean and pressed nightshirt. No couple, even if they are married, may sleep together in the nude. Nor may they have sex unless they are wearing one of these clean, white cotton nightshirts.
An ordinance specifically bans couples from having sex while standing inside a store’s walk-in meat freezer!
A state law mandates that all bachelors should be called master, not mister, when addressed by their female counterparts.
A law still in effect states a woman can’t go out without wearing a corset. (There was a civil-service job — for men only — called a corset inspector.)
The city prohibits women from wearing corsets because “The privilege of admiring the curvaceous, unencumbered body of a young woman should not be denied to the normal, red-blooded American male.”
Coeur d’Alene, Idaho
It’s safe to make love while parked in a car. Police officers aren’t allowed to walk up and knock on the window. Any suspicious officer who thinks that sex is taking place must drive up from behind, honk his horn three times and wait approximately two minutes before getting out of his car to investigate.
By law a woman can’t dance on a table in a saloon or bar unless she has on at least three pounds, two ounces of clothing.
Liberty Corner, New Jersey
Lovers in town should avoid satisfying their lustful urges in a parked car. If the horn accidentally sounds while they are having their way behind the wheel, the couple can face a jail term.
Carlsbad, New Mexico
Allows couples to have sex in a parked vehicle during their lunch break from work, as long as the car or van has curtains to stop strangers from peeking in.
Florida sex law
If you’re a single, divorced or widowed woman, you can’t parachute on Sunday afternoons.
Women aren’t allowed to wear patent-leather shoes, because a man might see the reflection of something “he oughtn’t”
No woman may have sex with a man while riding in an ambulance within the town limits. If caught, the woman can be charged with a sexual misdemeanor and “her name is to be published in the local newspaper.” The man isn’t charged nor is his name revealed.