Tag: legal system

  • Funny courtroom testimony

    Courtroom testimony you will not believe. The following courtroom testimony is too funny to be true. Q. Did you ever stay all night with this man in New York? A. I refuse to answer that question. Q. Did you ever stay all night with this man in Chicago? A. I refuse to answer that question. […]

  • God Asks Noah To Build An Ark

    Obstacles to build an ark in our society The Lord said to Noah, “In six months, I’m going to make the skies rain until the earth is covered with water and all evil is destroyed.” “I want you to build an ark and save two of each animal species.” Here are the blueprints to build […]

  • Elderly Lady Testifies

    A small town prosecuting attorney called his first witness to the stand in a trial: a grandmotherly, elderly woman. He approached her and asked, “Mrs. Jones, do you know me?” She responded, “Why, yes, I do know you Mr. Williams. I’ve known you since you were a young boy. And frankly, you’ve been a big […]

  • Weird Laws In New York

    In New York you can get arrested if: Walk around on Sundays with an ice cream cone in your pocket. You do not purchase a license before hanging clothes on a clothesline. You talk to someone while riding in an elevator or fold your hands while looking toward the door. You flirt: a fine of $25 will have to […]

  • Jury Duty Excuse

    Judge: Is there any reason you could not serve as a juror in this case? Juror: I don’t want to be away from my job that long. Judge: Can’t they do without you at work? Juror: Yes, but I don’t want them to know it.