Tag: legal system

  • Ten Phrases in Law That Seem Dirty

    These phrases can have double meanings. Have you looked through her briefs? He is one hard judge. Counselor, let’s do it in chambers. Her attorney withdrew at the last minute. Is it a penal offense? Better leave the handcuffs on. For $200 an hour, she better be good. Can you get him to drop his…

  • How Are You Feeling?

    Farmer Bob decided the injuries he sustained in a recent traffic collision were serious enough to sue the trucking company whose driver had been responsible for the accident. During the trial, the trucking company’s fancy lawyer grilled the farmer in court. “Didn’t you say at the scene of the accident that you were fine?” asked the…

  • Beware Of IRS Genie

    A man has spent many days crossing the desert without water. His camel dies of thirst. He’s crawling through the sands, certain that he has breathed his last, when all of a sudden he sees an object sticking out of the sand several yards ahead of him. He crawls to the object, pulls it out…