Tag: idiots

  • Joke About Man Trying To Walk On Water In Summertime

    Joke About Man Trying To Walk On Water In Summertime

    It seems that Kevin’s father, grandfather and great grandfather had all been able to walk on water on their 21st birthday. On that day, they’d walk across the lake to the boat club for their first legal drink. So when Kevin’s 21st birthday came around, he and his pal Corky took a boat out to…

  • Beware of a Rottweiler named Jesus

    Beware of a Rottweiler named Jesus

    A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlight around, looking for valuables, and when he picked up a bracelet to place in his sack, a strange, disembodied voice echoed from the dark saying, “Jesus is watching you.” He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off and froze. When…

  • 10 Real-Life Sightings That Will Puzzle You

    10 Real-Life Sightings That Will Puzzle You

    Situation #1: I was at the airport, checking in at the gate, when the airport employee asked, “Has anyone put anything in your baggage without your knowledge?” I said, “If it was without my knowledge, how would I know?” He smiled and nodded knowingly, “That’s why we ask.” Situation #2: The stoplight on the corner…

  • 25 practical jokes by idiots in a store

    Some people never mature This list of 25 practical jokes should never be attempted in a store, but despite warnings, some idiots will do them. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store. Set all the…

  • 16 silly warning or instruction labels found on consumer products

    16 reasons to use a consumer product with care Only lawyers would put these warning or instruction labels on a consumer product. HAIRDRYER INSTRUCTIONS: Do not use while sleeping. ON A BAG OF FRITOS: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. ON A BAR OF DIAL SOAP: Directions: Use like regular soap.…

  • Complete Idiot Description List

    Complete Idiot Description List

    Over 300 ways to describe a jerk: how cool is that?