Tag: idiots

  • 50 Practical Jokes In An Elevator

    Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off. Blow your nose and offer to show the contents of your kleenex to other passengers. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: “Shut up, dammit, all of you just shut UP!” Whistle the first seven notes of “It’s a Small World” incessantly. Sell Girl […]

  • How to keep a healthy level of insanity

    20 WaYs To KeEp A hEaLtHy LeVeL Of InSaNiTy AnD dRiVe OtHeR PeOpLe iNsAnE Send e-mail messages that advertise free pizza, doughnuts, etc., in the break room. When people complain that there was nothing their, lean back, rub your stomach, and say, “You’ve got to be faster than that.” Every time someone asks you to do […]

  • 25 practical jokes by idiots in a store

    Some people never mature This list of 25 practical jokes should never be attempted in a store, but despite warnings, some idiots will do them. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store. Set all the […]

  • 16 silly warning or instruction labels found on consumer products

    16 reasons to use a consumer product with care Only lawyers would put these warning or instruction labels on a consumer product. HAIRDRYER INSTRUCTIONS: Do not use while sleeping. ON A BAG OF FRITOS: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. ON A BAR OF DIAL SOAP: Directions: Use like regular soap. […]

  • Try to read these news headlines without laughing

    Are these “Fake News Headlines” or just dumb mistakes? You decide Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert says Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers Safety Experts Say School Bus Passengers Should Be Belted Drunk Gets Nine Months in Violin Case Survivor of Siamese Twins Joins Parents Iraqi Head Seeks Arms British Left Waffles […]

  • Top ten things not to say at a funeral

    What are the top 10 things you should not say at a funeral? What’s that smell? So who’s that sleeping in the box? I wouldn’t be caught dead in that outfit. I would have loaned him my good rope if I’d known what he was using it for! (to the widow) Now that you’re single, […]