Tag: idiots
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Drinking Buddies Get Surprise Boost From Drink
Bud had a drinking buddy Jim. They both worked as airplane mechanics in Atlanta. One day the airport was fogged in and they were stuck in the hangar with nothing to do. Bud said, “Man, I wish we had something to drink!” Jim says, “Me too. Y’know, I’ve heard you can drink jet fuel and…
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Gangsta Aptitude Test
Quiz You Will Never See In School Johnny has an AK-47 with an 80-round clip. If he misses 6 out of 10 shots and shoots 13 times at each drive-by shooting, how many drive-by shootings can he attempt before he has to reload? Reggie has 2 ounces of cocaine and he sells an 8-ball to…
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14 Memorable Quotes By Sports Figures That Will Astonish You
Shelby Metcalf, basketball coach at Texas A&M , recounting what he told a player who received four F’s and one D: “Son, looks to me like you’re spending too much time on one subject.” Senior basketball player at the University of Pittsburgh : “I’m going to graduate on time, no matter how long it takes.”…
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11 Silly Blunders By Bank Robbers You Won’t Believe Really Happened
According to the FBI, most modern-day bank robberies are “unsophisticated and unprofessional crimes,” committed by young male repeat offenders who apparently don’t know the first thing about their business. The following list of moronic moves was part of an amusing article titled “How Not to Rob a Bank,” by Tim Clark. Clark reported that despite the widespread…
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30 Unbelievable Questions Asked by Visitors In Natural Parks That’ll Have You Laughing
These are questions that idiots actually asked Park Rangers around the country as originally published by “Outside Magazine.” Grand Canyon National Park Was this man-made? Do you light it up at night? I bought tickets for the elevator to the bottom – where is it? Is the mule train air-conditioned? So where are the faces…
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How To Stage A Fun Halloween Contest
The company’s Halloween party and contest are coming up. This year a young couple, Alex and Lily, decide to go Gothic for the fun event. Alex: “Lily, our company’s Halloween contest is our chance to unleash our inner spooky superheroes!” Lily: “Absolutely! I’ve been brainstorming, and I think I’ve got the perfect plan. You’re going…