Tag: idiots
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14 Memorable Quotes By Sports Figures That Will Astonish You
Shelby Metcalf, basketball coach at Texas A&M , recounting what he told a player who received four F’s and one D: “Son, looks to me like you’re spending too much time on one subject.” Senior basketball player at the University of Pittsburgh : “I’m going to graduate on time, no matter how long it takes.”…
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11 Silly Blunders By Bank Robbers You Won’t Believe Really Happened
According to the FBI, most modern-day bank robberies are “unsophisticated and unprofessional crimes,” committed by young male repeat offenders who apparently don’t know the first thing about their business. The following list of moronic moves was part of an amusing article titled “How Not to Rob a Bank,” by Tim Clark. Clark reported that despite the widespread…
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30 Unbelievable Questions Asked by Visitors In Natural Parks That’ll Have You Laughing
These are questions that idiots actually asked Park Rangers around the country as originally published by “Outside Magazine.” Grand Canyon National Park Was this man-made? Do you light it up at night? I bought tickets for the elevator to the bottom – where is it? Is the mule train air-conditioned? So where are the faces…
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How To Stage A Fun Halloween Contest
The company’s Halloween party and contest are coming up. This year a young couple, Alex and Lily, decide to go Gothic for the fun event. Alex: “Lily, our company’s Halloween contest is our chance to unleash our inner spooky superheroes!” Lily: “Absolutely! I’ve been brainstorming, and I think I’ve got the perfect plan. You’re going…
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Tremendous Explosion Caused By This Fatal Last Act
A tremendous explosion happened in a gunpowder factory, and after all the debris had been cleared an inquiry began. One of the few survivors was asked for his statement. “Okay Simpson,” said the investigator, “you were near the scene, what happened?” “Well, it’s like this. Old Virgil Collins was in the mixing room when I…
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Running A Red Light
One evening, Homer picked up Honey at a local watering hole. They were on their way to his apartment when the traffic light suddenly turned red from green. Homer pressed his foot on the accelerator and ran the red light. Honey asked, “Why did you do that?” Homer casually said, “Ain’t nothin’, my brother does…