Tag: idiots
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Tremendous Explosion Caused By This Fatal Last Act
A tremendous explosion happened in a gunpowder factory, and after all the debris had been cleared an inquiry began. One of the few survivors was asked for his statement. “Okay Simpson,” said the investigator, “you were near the scene, what happened?” “Well, it’s like this. Old Virgil Collins was in the mixing room when I…
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Running A Red Light
One evening, Homer picked up Honey at a local watering hole. They were on their way to his apartment when the traffic light suddenly turned red from green. Homer pressed his foot on the accelerator and ran the red light. Honey asked, “Why did you do that?” Homer casually said, “Ain’t nothin’, my brother does…
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Joke About Man Trying To Walk On Water In Summertime
It seems that Kevin’s father, grandfather and great grandfather had all been able to walk on water on their 21st birthday. On that day, they’d walk across the lake to the boat club for their first legal drink. So when Kevin’s 21st birthday came around, he and his pal Corky took a boat out to…
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Jesus Is Watching You – Rottweiler Humor
A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlight around, looking for valuables, and when he picked up a bracelet to place in his sack, a strange, disembodied voice echoed from the dark saying, “Jesus is watching you.” He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off and froze. When…
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10 Real-Life Sightings That Will Puzzle You
Situation #1: I was at the airport, checking in at the gate, when the airport employee asked, “Has anyone put anything in your baggage without your knowledge?” I said, “If it was without my knowledge, how would I know?” He smiled and nodded knowingly, “That’s why we ask.” Situation #2: The stoplight on the corner…
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25 practical jokes by idiots in a store
Some people never mature This list of 25 practical jokes should never be attempted in a store, but despite warnings, some idiots will do them. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store. Set all the…