Tag: gender

  • ATM Withdrawal: Man vs Woman

    ATM withdrawal by a man Drive to the bank, park, go to the ATM dispenser Insert card Enter code and desired amount of cash Take the money, card and slip out of machine ATM withdrawal by a woman Drive to the bank ATM Engine stalled Check make-up in the mirror Apply perfume Manually check haircut and lipstick Park […]

  • Unanswerable Questions

    The five most common unanswerable questions feared by men: What are you thinking about? Do you love me? Do I look fat? Do you think she is prettier than me? What would you do if I died? What makes these unanswerable questions so difficult is that every one is guaranteed to explode into a major […]

  • Workplace Discrimination

    Him Verses Her At Work Workplace discrimination by gender is taken for granted. The following is a list of examples which illustrate the phenomenon. THE FAMILY PICTURE IS ON HIS DESK: He must be a solid, responsible family man. THE FAMILY PICTURE IS ON HER DESK: She probably puts her family before her career.   […]

  • Gender Of A Fly

    Are Flies Male Or Female? Bill said, “Know what, Larry? I killed five flies yesterday, three males and two females.” “How could you tell them apart, Bill?” asked Larry. Bill answered, “That was easy. The three males were sitting on a case of beer and the two females were on the phone.”

  • Shopping For Pants

    How To Shop For Pants Men Versus Women

  • Pig Vs Bitch

    A man is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road. A woman is driving down the same road. As they pass each other, the woman leans out the window and yells, “PIG!” The man immediately leans out his window and replies, “BITCH!” They each continue on their way, and as the man rounds the next […]