Tag: dogs
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Use Liver and Cheese In a Sentence and Win a Prize
A chihuahua, a doberman and a bulldog are in a pub having drinks over food when a good-looking female Collie walks into the bar. She comes up to them and says, “If one of you can use liver and cheese in a sentence and make it sound good can have me.” The doberman says, “I…
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10 Funny Dog Property Laws Written By a Dog
These are the formerly unwritten laws given by a dog to his (or her) master. Maybe some humans will find the dog property laws funny, but dogs by their very nature think in the following order: If I like it, it’s mine. If it’s in my mouth, it’s mine. If I can take it from…
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45 Unbeatable Reasons Why Dogs Are Men’s Best Friends
Here are 45 reasons that a dog is a man’s best friend.
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10 Surprising Facts About Dog Licks
While a seemingly straightforward gesture of affection, dog licks harbor some unexpected facts that shed light on man’s best friends’ behaviors and health. See which of these mannerisms you recognize. 10 Things Dog Licks Could Mean 1. Social Communication: Dog licks are more than just sloppy kisses; they’re a form of social communication. Puppies lick…
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Jesus Is Watching You – Rottweiler Humor
A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlight around, looking for valuables, and when he picked up a bracelet to place in his sack, a strange, disembodied voice echoed from the dark saying, “Jesus is watching you.” He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off and froze. When…
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Brave Cat Walks In Front of a Gauntlet of Police Dogs
Funny picture of cat strolling in front of German Shepherds with a caption of “Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil.”Psalm 23