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Use liver and cheese to win a prize

cheese varities
photo credit: Steve Ganz

The Taco Bell Chihuahua, a Doberman and a Bulldog are in a bar having a drink and discussing dinner when a good-looking female Collie comes up to them and says,

“Whoever can say liver and cheese in a sentence and make it sound good can have me.”

So the Doberman says, “I love liver and cheese.”

The Collie says, “That’s not good enough.”

The Bulldog says, “I hate liver and cheese.”

She says, “Not too creative.”

The Chihuahua, with his Mexican accent, jumps in and says,

“Liver alone…… cheese mine.”