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Beautiful blind date gone wrong

Roger sets up Larry to go on a blind date with a friend of his. But Larry is a little worried about going out with someone he’s never seen before. “What do I do if she’s ugly?” says Larry, “I’ll be stuck with her all night.” “Don’t worry.” Roger says, “Just go up to her […]

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Great comeback line by a man

Woman named Carmen meets a handsome man named… What name did he give himself?

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Dating Definitions

LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT….. what occurs when two extremely horny, but not entirely choosy people meet. DATING….. the process of spending enormous amounts of money, time and energy to get better acquainted with a person whom you don’t especially like in the present and will learn to like a lot less in the future. BIRTH […]

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One-Liners

Avoid These Deadly Pick-Up Lines

Which pick-up lines not to use if you want get that beauty. Stupid pickup lines.

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This Watch Can Predict Events One Hour In The Future

Extreme come-on line in a bar to a hot woman.

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The Way to a Woman’s Heart Is Through Her Cat

Rules to follow when dating a female who owns a cat.