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Sally Likes To Screw

Does Sally Like To Screw?

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It’s the spring of 1962, and Tommy goes to pick up his date, Sally.

Tommy’s a pretty hip guy with his own car and the latest haircut.

When he goes to the front door, Sally’s dad answers the doorbell and invites her handsome date inside the home.

“Sally’s not ready yet, so why don’t you have a seat?”

“That’s fine,” says Tommy.

Sally’s father asks Tommy where they are going to that evening.

Tommy politely replies they may just go to the local diner and see a popular movie at the mall.

Sally’s dad tells Tommy, “Why don’t you kids go out and screw? I hear all of the kids are doing it.”

Now this comes as quite a surprise to Tommy, and he says “Whaaaat?”

“Yeah,” says Sally’s father, “Sally likes to screw; she’ll screw all night if we let her!”

Tommy’s eyes light up and he smiles from ear to ear.

Immediately, he changes his ideas about what to do with Sally that night

Sally comes downstairs in her little mini-skirt and tells everyone she’s ready to go out with her date.

Breathless with anticipation, Tommy escorts Sally out the front door while the dad says, “Have a fun evening kids,” with a wink for Tommy.

About twenty minutes later, a thoroughly messy-looking Sally rushes back into the house, slams the door behind her and screams at her father:

“DAMMIT, DADDY! THE TWIST!!!!! IT’S CALLED THE TWIST!!!!!!!!!”