8 Ways To Kiss Your Lover
Celebrate the first day of winter with an ice kiss. Put an ice cube in your mouth until your mouth becomes cold. Remove the cube, track down your love and plant a kiss that will send chills!
ELECTRIC SHOCK KISS
The two of you shuffle your feet furiously on the carpet. When you both have an electric charge, lean over and slowly aim for each others lips. With your lips about one-half inch apart, move in even slower until a spark jumps between the two of you. Instantly after this happens, kiss one another…the please us the kiss right after the shock!
On a beautiful cool night, you and your love crawl into a sleeping bag outside. Cuddle and kiss.
Next time your love performs some disliked home chore like cleaning the bathroom, mowing the lawn, or taking out the garbage, show your appreciation by tucking a candy kiss in a strategic location.
Use 3M Post-It notes to make a trail through your house that leads to your lips. Put a lipstick print or lip symbol on each note with an arrow pointing to the next note. You, of course, are at the end of the trail with a Post-It note over your lips that says, “LIFT FOR KISS”
KISSING IN THE RAIN
The next time it rains, grab an umbrella, raincoats, and your love. Then go outside and kiss in the rain. If the spirit of the kiss moves you, remove the umbrella and kiss ’till the two of you are soaked.
Prepare a small bag of Hershey’s kisses and slip it into your love’s purse, briefcase, or lunchbox. Attach a note that reads “SORRY, I CAN’T BE THERE IN PERSON, BUT THINK OF ME AND DO THE FOLLOWING: Close your eyes and place the candy between your lips. Drop the candy in your mouth and roll it on your tongue until it melts.
TRACY AND HEPBURN KISS
Make flashcards, and the two of you re-enact the following kissing scene from WOMAN OF THE YEAR:
(Reclining face to face on a couch, woman on top.)
SAM: Something I’ve got to get off my chest.
TESS: I’m too heavy?
SAM: I love you.
TESS: Me, too.
TESS: That’s nice. Even when I’m sober?
SAM: Even when you’re brilliant. (The two of you kiss.)
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