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Quizzes

Is a computer male or female?

A pastor quizzes his congregation what gender a computer should be referred to.

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Jokes

ID Ten T Error

I was having trouble with my computer. So I called Luke, the 11 year-old boy next door, whose bedroom looks like Mission Control and asked him for help. Luke clicked a couple of buttons and solved the problem. As he started walking away, I inquired, “So, what was wrong?” He replied, “It was an ID […]

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Lists

List of 50 Computer Pranks

Your friends might not find these computer pranks funny, but then you didn’t like your job anyway. Log on, wait a second, then get a frightened look on your face and scream, “Oh my God! They’ve found me!” and bolt out of the room. Laugh uncontrollably for about 3 minutes and then suddenly stop and […]

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One-Liners

Bumper Stickers About Computers

An Apple a day keeps Windows away. Double your drive space. Delete Windows. Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to use the internet and they won’t bother you for weeks. The original point and click interface was a Smith & Wesson. The box said Windows 10 […]

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Jokes

Badtimes Computer Virus

If you receive an email with the subject titled “badtimes”, DELETE it immediately. Do not open it. Apparently this email contains a virus that will do all these things to anybody who dares to click on it. It will not only erase everything on your hard drive, but it will delete anything on disks within […]

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Pictures

Fake ABSOLUT Hacker Screenshot

Screen shot of hacking like a Absolut bottle logo.