Tag: blondes

  • Year In Review – The Blonde Version

    January Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight. February Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels….. Helllloooo!!! Bottles won’t fit in printer!!! March Got really excited….. Finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months….. Box said “2-4 years!” April Trapped on escalator for hours….. Power went out!!! May Tried to make…

  • Tight-skirted Blonde Enters Bus

    Blonde in a tight skirt pulls the wrong zipper In a crowded city at a crowded bus stop, a beautiful young blonde was waiting for the bus. She was decked out in a tight leather mini skirt with matching tight leather boots. As the bus rolled up and it came her turn to get on,…

  • You Are Blonde If…

    Did you hear about the blonde that got an AM radio? It took her months to figure out she could use it at night. What did the blonde say when she saw the sign in front of the YMCA? “Look! They spelled MACY’S wrong!” Why did the blonde stare at the frozen orange juice? Because…

  • Blonde decides to change her life

    Blonde decides to change her life by doing random acts of kindness.

  • What is Easter by a blonde

    Three blondes died in a car crash trying to jump the Grand Canyon. They arrive at the pearly gates of heaven, where St. Peter greats them. St. Peter tells them that they can go through the gates only if they can answer one simple religious question. The question asked by St. Peter is, “What is…

  • Give Her Another Chance

    One day a huge blonde organization gathered in Miami to prove to the world that blondes are not dumb. They begged anyone: “Ask any of us a question, and we will show you that we’re not dumb.” The group caught the attention of a passer-by, who volunteered to ask one of them some questions. She…