What people do if they love Jesus

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The wife of a Southern Baptist preacher talks to her Sunday school class about a wonderful religious experience that she had last week:

The other day I went up to the local Christian book store where I saw a “Honk If You Love Jesus” bumper sticker.

I was feeling particularly sassy that day because I had just come from a thrilling choir performance at church, so I bought the bumper sticker and put it on the back of my car.

I am glad that I did. What an uplifting experience followed.

I was stopped at the traffic light of a busy intersection, just lost in thought about the Lord, and did not notice that the light had changed.

It is a good thing that someone else loves Jesus or I may have never noticed that the light had changed.

I found that lots of people love Jesus.

Why, the guy behind me started to honk his horn like crazy and then he leaned out of his window and screamed,

“For the love of God, go!!…..Go! Jesus Christ, Go!”

Everyone was honking.

I leaned out of my window and waved and smiled to all those loving people and I even honked my horn a few times to share in the love.

There must have been a man from Florida back there because I could hear him yelling something about a sunny beach.

I saw another guy waving in a funny way with only his middle finger stuck in the air.

When I asked my teenage son in the back seat what this meant, he said that it was nothing, probably a Hawaiian good luck sign or something.

Well, I have never met a person from Hawaii, so I leaned out the window and gave him the good luck sign back.

My son burst into laughter, why even he was enjoying the love of this religious experience.

A couple of people were so caught up in the joy of the moment that they got out of their cars and were walking towards me.

I bet they wanted to pray or ask what church I attended, but that is when I noticed that the light had changed so I waved one more time to my loving brothers and sisters and drove through the intersection.

I was the only car that got across the intersection before the light changed again.

I felt kind of bad that I had to leave them and all that love that we had shared, so I slowed the car down, leaned out the window and gave them all the Hawaiian good luck sign one more time as I drove away.

Praise the Lord for such wonderful folks!

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