Tag: driving

  • 12 Actual Answers For Driving Exam

    12 Actual Answers For Driving Exam

    The following are some of REAL answers on a driving exam given by the California Department of Transportation’s now defunct Saturday Traffic School. Needless to say, these were driving exam fails. Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?A: What for? He can’t see my license plate. Q: Who has the…

  • 10 Question Tesla Personality Test

    10 Question Tesla Personality Test

    Pick the Best Tesla Model For You TESLA PERSONALITY TEST Question 1: When it comes to technology, which statement best describes you? a) I always want the latest gadgets and updates. b) I appreciate technology but prefer a balance with the analog world. c) I’m not really interested in technology and prefer simplicity. Question 2:…

  • Watch Out For Deer

    Watch Out For Deer

    A speeding driver gets an unexpected passenger in his car. A guy was calmly going down a backwoods road eating snacks placed on the seat next to him. Suddenly a very hungry visitor decides they look too good to pass up. A little thing like a windshield didn’t stop this deer from getting his portion.

  • 20 Unshakable Rules of How To Drive In New Jersey Like A Native

    20 Unshakable Rules of How To Drive In New Jersey Like A Native

    Helpful tips for motorists learning to drive in New Jersey. Turn signals will give away your next move. A real New Jersey driver never uses them. Under no circumstances should you leave a safe distance between you and the car in front of you, or the space will be filled in by somebody else putting…

  • Teenager Asks To Use Family Car, But His Dad Has Great Comeback Line

    Teenager Asks To Use Family Car, But His Dad Has Great Comeback Line

    Should the teenage son drive a family car? This father is not so quick to allow his teenage son to use the family car. A teenager had just passed his road test and gotten his driving permit. He asked his father, who was a minister if he could use the family’s car. His father took…

  • Husband’s revenge in the kitchen

    A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband. Suddenly, her husband burst into the kitchen. “Careful,” he said, “CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my GOD! You’re cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW! We need more butter. Oh my GOD! WHERE are we going…