AHUMORSITE
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How to think on your feet
A customer tried to buy half a head of lettuce in the local supermarket. The youthful produce assistant told him the store only sells whole heads of lettuce. The man persisted and asked to see the manager. The boy said he’d ask his supervisor about it. Walking into the back room, the boy said to…
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Meet the parent
Josh Walters invited his mother over for dinner. During the course of the meal, Josh’s mother couldn’t help but keep noticing how beautiful Josh’s roommate, Mia, was. Mrs. Walters had long been suspicious of a relationship between Josh and his roommate, Mia, and this had only made her more curious. Over the course of the…
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Naked woman gets into taxi
A naked woman got into a taxi. The taxi driver looked her up and down. Naked woman: That’s rude, have you never seen a naked woman before? Taxi driver: I sure have. Naked woman: Then why are you looking me up and down for so long? Let’s go! Taxi driver: To see if you have…
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Guide to life over 50
Funny things start happening at 50 years of age. Q: Where can men over the age of 50 find young, sexy, women who are interested in them?A: Try a bookstore under fiction. Q: What can a man do while his wife is going through menopause?A: Keep busy. If you’re handy with tools, you can finish…
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Single Question At Job Interview
You are driving along in your car on a wild, stormy night. You pass by a bus stop, and you see three people waiting for the bus: An old lady who looks as if she is about to die. An old friend who once saved your life. The perfect partner you have been dreaming about.…
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Secret of Fishing
No one in this town could catch any fish except this one man. The game warden asked him how he did it so the man told the game warden that he would take him fishing the next day. Once they got to the middle of the lake the man took out a stick of dynamite,…