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Cannibals and Pepsi-Cola
Discover shocking news about what cannibals did with the missing plane crew in Africa. An airplane full of a Pepsi shipment flying over Africa had a malfunction and crashed in one of the remotest parts of the continent. Immediately, the Pepsi-Cola Company sent investigators to find out the fate of the missing plane and its…
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Beautiful Blonde Painter Makes Huge Mistake On The Job
Doris, the blonde, was getting pretty desperate for money. She decided to go to the richer neighborhoods around town and look for odd jobs as a handywoman. At the first house she came to, a man answered the door and told Doris, “Yeah, I have a job for you. How would you like to paint…
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10 Principles of Business Wisdom in a Nutshell
Practical business wisdom for your career. Democracy is a form of government where everybody gets what the majority deserves. Diplomacy is the ability to tell someone to “get lost” in such a way that they look forward to the trip. Diplomacy is the art of letting someone else have your way. Diplomacy is the art…
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Short But Sweet Employee’s Prayer
Grant me the serenityTo accept the things I cannot change.The courage to change the things I cannot accept,And the wisdom to hide the bodies of those peopleI had to kill today, because they pissed me off. And also, pleaseHelp me to be carefulOf the toes, I step on today,As they may be connected to the…
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Alternative State Motto
Tired of your old state motto?Here are some state motto replacements: Alabama:Yes, We Have Electricity Alaska:11,623 Eskimos Can’t Be Wrong! Arizona:But It’s a Dry Heat Arkansas:Litterasy Ain’t Everthing California:By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda Colorado:If You Don’t Ski, Don’t Bother Connecticut:Like Massachusetts, Only The Kennedys Don’t Own It Yet Delaware:We Really…
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Who Has a Hot Line To God?
Both the Rabbi and the Pope have fancy phones with direct connections to God, but the phone calls don’t cost the same. The Chief Rabbi of Israel and the Pope meet in Rome. During their conversation, the Rabbi notices an unusually fancy phone on a side table in the Pope’s private chambers and asks the…