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Taxi-Cab Driver
A taxi-cab driver reaches the Pearly Gates and announces his presence to St. Peter, who looks him up in his Big Book. When reading his entry for the cabbie, St. Peter invites him to pick up a silk robe and a golden staff and to proceed into Heaven. A preacher is next in line behind…
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Weird Laws In New York
In New York, you can get arrested if: Staten Island, NY New York City Ocean City, NY Greene County Carmel, NY
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Personal Ads by Women
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Scientists Debate Whether God Is Needed Anymore
One day a group of scientists got together and decided that man had come a long way and no longer needed God. So they picked one scientist to go and tell Him that they were done with Him. The scientist walked up to God and said, “God, we’ve decided that we no longer need you.”…
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“God Speaks” Billboards
Have you noticed the “God Speaks” billboards along the highways? Here’s a list of the “God Speaks” billboards which feature simple white text on a black background. Now we know that if “God Speaks,” we need to pay attention.
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26 Postcards With Twisted Sense of Humor You Won’t Find In Stores
So your daughter’s a hooker and it spoiled your day.Look at the bright side, it’s really good pay. My tire was thumping and I thought it was flat.When I looked at the tire I noticed your cat. You had your bladder removed and you’re on the mend.Here’s a bouquet of flowers and a box of…