Have you noticed the “God Speaks” billboards along the highways?

Here’s a list of the “God Speaks” billboards which feature simple white text on a black background.

• Let’s meet at my house Sunday before the game. -God
• C’mon over and bring the kids. -God
• What part of “Thou Shalt Not…” didn’t you understand? -God
• We need to talk. -God
• Keep using my name in vain, I’ll make rush hour longer -God
• Loved the wedding, invite me to the marriage. -God
• That “Love Thy Neighbor” thing… I meant it. -God
• I love you and you and you and you and… -God
• Will the road you’re on get you to my place? -God
• Follow me. -God
• Big bang theory, you’ve got to be kidding. -God
• My way is the highway. -God
• Need directions? -God
• You think it’s hot here? -God
• Have you read my #1 best seller? There will be a test. -God
• Do you have any idea where you’re going? -God
• Don’t make me come down there. -God

Now we know that if “God Speaks,” we need to pay attention.