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18 Church Bloopers on Signs
Don’t let worry kill you. Let the Church help. Do you know what hell is? Come hear our preacher. Thursday night is Potluck Supper. Prayer and medication to follow. The rosebud on the altar this morning is to announce the birth of David Alan Smith, the sin of Rev. and Mrs. Jeb Smith. This afternoon…
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Frustrated Theater Usher Calls Police For Uncooperative Movie Goer
A man is totally sprawled across his seat and passed out during a performance. When the theater usher came by and noticed this, he whispered to the man, “Sorry, sir, but you’re blocking people wanting to pass through.” The man groaned but didn’t budge. The usher became impatient. “If you don’t get up from there,…
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Funny No Shirt Policy For Pub
FOR MENNo Shirt – No Service FOR WOMENNo Shirt – Free Drinks “Men – no shirt, no service,” and “Women – no shirt, free drinks” is a humorous, albeit risque, take on classic signs that reflect long-standing beliefs in the hospitality industry. Pubs and bars know having attractive women in their establishments is good for…
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Trivial Facts To Impress People
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Funny Classified Ads
2 female Boston Terrier puppies: 7 weeks old, Perfect markings, 555-1234. Leave mess. Lost: Small apricot poodle. Reward. Neutered. Like one of the family. A superb and inexpensive restaurant. Fine food is expertly served by waitresses in appetizing forms. Dinner Special: Turkey $235; Chicken or Beef $2.25; Children $2.00. For sale: An antique desk suitable…
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Men’s Phrases Translated
It’s a guy thing“There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and you have no chance at all of making it logical.” Can I help with dinner?“Why isn’t it already on the table?” Uh-huh, Sure honey, Yes Dear“Absolutely nothing. It’s a conditioned response.” It would take too long to explain“I have no idea how…