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Funny Application To Date Daughter
Note: This application will be incomplete and rejected unless accompanied by a complete financial statement, job history, lineage, and current medical report from your physician. Please fill in the blanks: If I were shot, the last place on my body I would want to be wounded would be my____________________________ If I were beaten, the last…
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Mischievous Joke About What Happens When Lawyer Sleeps In The Barn
A banker, an engineer, and a lawyer were driving down a road when their car stopped working. Seeing a farmhouse nearby, they decided to stop by and ask if they could sleep overnight while their car was being repaired. “Sure”, replied the farmer, “but I only have two spare beds – one of you will…
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I laughed at this joke about a husband’s healing powers in bed
This elderly couple watches a show on a television preacher’s healing powers one night while at home. The preacher faces the camera, and demonstrates his healing power by saying to his audience in a forceful and convincing manner, “My friends, I’d like to share my healing powers with everyone watching this program.” “Place one hand…
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What a pilot said during an airplane emergency
While cruising at thirty thousand feet, the airplane shuddered. A passenger looked out the window. “Good lord!” he screamed. “One of the engines just blew up!” Other passengers left their seats and came running over; suddenly the aircraft was rocked by a second blast as yet another engine exploded on the other side. The passengers…
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Aging Barbie Catalog
Twelve examples of adult versions of Barbie dolls.
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ATM Withdrawal: Man vs Woman
ATM withdrawal by a man ATM withdrawal by a woman