ATM Withdrawal: Man vs Woman

ATM withdrawal by a man

1. Drive to the bank, park, go to the ATM dispenser
2. Insert card
3. Enter code and desired amount of cash
4. Take the money, card and slip out of machine

ATM withdrawal by a woman

1. Drive to the bank ATM
2. Engine stalled
3. Check make-up in the mirror
4. Apply perfume
5. Manually check haircut and lipstick
6. Park the car – failure
7. Park the car – failure
8. Park the car – success
9. Search for the card in the handbag
10. Insert card, rejected by the machine
11. Throw phonecard back in handbag
12. Look for bank card
13. Insert card
14. Look for Tampon Box (where secret code written) in handbag
15. Enter code
16. Study instructions for 2 minutes
17. #Cancel#
18. Re-enter code
19. #Cancel#
20. Call Boyfriend/husband to get correct code
21. Enter huge amount
22. #Error#
23. Enter large amount
24. #Error#
25. Enter smaller amount
26. Cross fingers
27. Take cash from ATM dispenser
28. Go back to the car
29. Check make up in rear mirror
30. Look for keys in handbag
31. Start car
32. Drive 50 yards
33. STOP
34. Drive back to bank ATM
35. Get out of the car
36. Finish ATM withdrawal by taking card and ticket back from machine
37. Go back to the car
38. Throw card on passenger seat
39. Throw slip on the floor
40. Check make up in rear mirror
41. Manually apply lipstick again
42. Go into traffic circle – wrong way
43. BRAKE!!
44. Go into traffic circle – correct way
45. Drive 5 miles
46. Remove hand brake
47. Stop at mall
48. Spend money
49. Go back to step 1