Daily Dose Of Fun

ATM Withdrawal: Man vs Woman

ATM withdrawal by a man

  1. Drive to the bank, park, go to the ATM dispenser
  2. Insert card
  3. Enter code and desired amount of cash
  4. Take the money, card and slip out of machine

ATM withdrawal by a woman

  1. Drive to the bank ATM
  2. Engine stalled
  3. Check make-up in the mirror
  4. Apply perfume
  5. check makeupManually check haircut and lipstick
  6. Park the car – failure
  7. Park the car – failure
  8. Park the car – success
  9. Search for the card in the handbag
  10. Insert card, rejected by the machine
  11. Throw phonecard back in handbag
  12. Look for bank card
  13. Insert card
  14. Look for Tampon Box (where secret code written) in handbag
  15. Enter code
  16. Study instructions for 2 minutes
  17. #Cancel#
  18. Re-enter code
  19. #Cancel#
  20. Call Boyfriend/husband to get correct code
  21. Enter huge amount
  22. #Error#
  23. Enter large amount
  24. #Error#
  25. Enter smaller amount
  26. Cross fingers
  27. Take cash from ATM dispenser
  28. Go back to the car
  29. Check make up in rear mirror
  30. Look for keys in handbag
  31. Start car
  32. Drive 50 yards
  33. STOP
  34. Drive back to bank ATM
  35. Get out of the car
  36. Finish ATM withdrawal by taking card and ticket back from machine
  37. Go back to the car
  38. Throw card on passenger seat
  39. Throw slip on the floor
  40. Check make up in rear mirror
  41. Manually apply lipstick again
  42. Go into traffic circle – wrong way
  43. BRAKE!!
  44. Go into traffic circle – correct way
  45. Drive 5 miles
  46. Remove hand brake
  47. Stop at mall
  48. Spend money
  49. Go back to step 1

Leonard Kreicas

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