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Elderly Driver On I-95
An elderly man was driving on the highway. His cell phone rang. He heard his wife urgently warning him, “Honey, there’s a news flash about a car going the wrong way on Interstate 95. Please be careful.” He answered, “It’s not just one car.” “There are hundreds of them!” Funny version by a comedian You…
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Genie and Three Women
Three beautiful women were stranded on a desert island after a shipwreck: a brunette, a redhead, and a blonde. One day after several months of living on the desert island, they saw something glittering in the sand near the shore. As they get closer to the mysterious object, the realize that it is a lantern.…
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How Man Deals With Silent Treatment
One night a man slowly enters into a bar looking depressed. The bartender asks him, “What will it be?” The guy says, “Oh, just a beer.” The bartender asks him, “What’s wrong? Why so blue today?”. The man said “My wife and I got into a fight, and she said she would not talk to…
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National Sour Candy Day
Have you missed out on the surge in popularity of sour candies? National Sour Candy Day will acquaint you with their unique mouthwatering tanginess that’s so much in demand. Here’s why they stand out and offer a unique experience compared to traditional candies. Tangy Flavor Burst Sour candies offer an exhilarating burst of tangy flavor…
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Mother’s Clever Response To Daughter Marrying An Atheist
A daughter arrived home from a date totally disappointed. She told her mom, “Ronnie proposed marriage to me tonight.” The mom said, “So what’s to be sad about?” “He told me he was an atheist. But he doesn’t even believe there’s a hell.” The wise mother said, “Marry him anyway. Between the two of us,…
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Watch Out For Deer
A speeding driver gets an unexpected passenger in his car. A guy was calmly going down a backwoods road eating snacks placed on the seat next to him. Suddenly a very hungry visitor decides they look too good to pass up. A little thing like a windshield didn’t stop this deer from getting his portion.