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60 Funny Lawyer One-Liners
These 60 funny one-liners about lawyers may have been written by sore losers in a court case. Now it’s time for the venting to become public with 60 one-liners that are funny, even if snarky. Lawyer Characteristics and Comparisons Q: What’s the difference between a female lawyer and a pitbull? A: Lipstick. Q: What do…
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20 Funny Job Motivation Quotes
How to motivate employees at work.
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Blessing A Steak On Friday
A Jewish man moves into a strictly Catholic neighborhood. Every Friday, the Catholics practically go berserk, because while they’re eating only their required fish, they smell the sizzling steak odors as their new neighbor is in his backyard barbecuing a steak on Friday. So, the Catholics began to work on the Jew to convert him…
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Senior Golfer Plays At Pebble Beach
A golfer who was well into his golden years had a lifelong ambition to play one hole at Pebble Beach, California, the way the pros do it. The pros drive the ball out over the water onto the green that is on a spit of land that just out off the coast. It was something…
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Why Men Do Not Get Depressed
29 reasons why men are happier than women The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can never be pregnant. Car mechanics tell you the truth. The world is your urinal. You don’t have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on…
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24 Funny Bumper Stickers
Comments on life in a few words The sex was so good that even the neighbors had a cigarette. I don’t suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it. Some people are alive only because it’s illegal to kill them. Don’t take life too seriously, you won’t get out alive. You’re just jealous because…