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Martyrs Of Mercy House Of Prostitution
A man is driving down a deserted stretch of highway, when he notices a sign out of the corner of his eye: “MARTYRS OF MERCY HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION, 10 MILES AHEAD.” He thinks it was just a figment of his imagination and drives on without a second thought. Soon, he sees another sign which says,…
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Funny Joke About Postal Worker Helping Elderly Lady
A postal worker at the main sorting office finds an unstamped, poorly hand-written envelope addressed to God. He opens the envelope and discovers a letter from an elderly lady, who is distressed because some thief has robbed her of a hundred dollars. She will be cold and hungry for the rest of the month if…
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20 Funny Quotes on Office Life
Rome did not create a great empire by having meetings: they did it by killing all those who opposed them. If you can stay calm, while all around you is chaos, then you probably haven’t completely understood the seriousness of the situation. Doing a job right the first time gets the job done. Doing the…
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Funny joke about wife bragging how often bulls mate
A man takes his wife to the stock show. They start heading down the alley that houses all the bulls. The sign on the first bull’s stall states: “This bull mated 50 times last year.” The wife turns to her husband and says, “He mated 50 times in a year, isn’t that awesome!” They proceed…
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10 Question Tesla Personality Test
Pick the Best Tesla Model For You TESLA PERSONALITY TEST Question 1: When it comes to technology, which statement best describes you? a) I always want the latest gadgets and updates. b) I appreciate technology but prefer a balance with the analog world. c) I’m not really interested in technology and prefer simplicity. Question 2:…
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Funny Redneck Horoscope
Funny Redneck Horoscope Some of us (especially us Southerners) have been pretty skeptical of horoscopes through the years, and in fact we believe the old astrological signs have served their purpose and that we should get rid of them. When out driving around one can see bulls, and once in a great while I suppose, even…