AHUMORSITE
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Gone Hunting
A father and his son have gone hunting together for the first time. The father said, ” Stay here and be very quiet. I’ll be across the field.” A little while later, the father heard a bloodcurdling scream and ran back to his son. “What’s wrong?” the father asked. “I told you to be quiet…
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Travis’ Wife Gets Pregnant
Travis and Clem were talking one afternoon when Travis tells Clem, “Ya know, I reckon I’m ’bout ready for a vacation. Only this year I’m gonna do it a little different. The last few years, I took your advice about where to go. Three years ago you said go to California. I went to California…
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Parrot And Ugly Lady
A lady was walking past a pet store when a parrot said, “Hey, lady! You’re really ugly!” The lady was furious and continued on her way. On the way home, she passed by the pet store again and the parrot once more said, “Hey lady! You’re really ugly!” She was incredibly ticked now, so she went…
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Control Box
Male Version Female Version Can you spot the difference between the two?
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Physical Exercise Alternatives
Physical exercise is good for you. I know that I should do it daily, but my body doesn’t want me to do too much, so I have worked out this program of 25 strenuous activities that do not require physical exercise. You are invited to use my program without charge. Beating around the bush Jumping…
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Life As A Female Bear
If you’re a bear, you get to hibernate. You do nothing but sleep for six months. I could deal with that. Before you hibernate, you’re supposed to eat yourself stupid. I could deal with that, too. If you’re a mama bear, everyone knows you mean business. You swat anyone who bothers your cubs. If your…