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Travis’ Wife Gets Pregnant

Travis and Clem were talking one afternoon when Travis tells Clem,

Mary Lou“Ya know, I reckon I’m ’bout ready for a vacation.

Only this year I’m gonna do it a little different.

The last few years, I took your advice about where to go.

Three years ago you said go to California.

I went to California and Mary Lou got pregnant.

Then two years ago, you had me visit Ohio.

Mary Lou got pregnant again.

Last year you said take a trip to Texas and darned if Mary Lou didn’t get pregnant again.”

Clem asks Travis, “So, what you gonna do this year that’s different?”

Travis says, “This year I’m taking Mary Lou with me.”