Physical Exercise Alternatives

Physical exercise is good for you.

I know that I should do it daily, but my body doesn’t want me to do too much, so I have worked out this program of 25 strenuous activities that do not require physical exercise.

You are invited to use my program without charge.

1. Beating around the bush
2. Jumping to conclusions
3. Climbing a wall of worry
4. Parading my pride
5. Passing the buck
6. Throwing my weight around
7. Dragging my heels
8. Pushing my luck
9. Making mountains out of molehills
10. Hitting the nail on the head
11. Wading through paperwork
12. Bending over backwards
13. Jumping on the bandwagon
14. Balancing the books
15. Running around in circles
16. Crunching numbers
17. Tooting my own horn
18. Climbing the ladder of success
19. Pulling out the stops
20. Setting the world on fire
21. Opening a can of worms
22. Putting my foot in my mouth
23. Starting the ball rolling
24. Going over the edge
25. Picking up the pieces

Whew! What a workout! I think I’ll exercise my caution now and sit down.