AHUMORSITE
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Did You Know
Psychiatrists say that one of four people are mentally ill. Check three friends. If they’re OK, you’re it. Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. “Yes” is the answer. Nothing in the known universe travels faster than a bad check. A truly wise man never plays leapfrog with a unicorn. It has recently…
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Speeding Blonde
A blonde was speeding in a 35 mile per hour zone when a local police cruiser pulled her over and walked up to the car. The police officer also happened to be a blonde and he asked for the blonde’s driver’s license. The driver searched frantically in her purse for a while and finally said…
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Government Jobs
A guy stopped at a local gas station and, after filling his gas tank, he paid the bill and bought a soft drink. He stood by his car to drink his cola and watched a couple of men working at their government jobs along the roadside. One man would dig a hole two or three…
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Tempting Mother-In-Law
I was happy. After my girlfriend and I were dating for over a year, we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream! There was only one thing bothering me, quite much indeed, and that was my mother-in-law to be. She…
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Colonoscopy Exams
A physician claims these are actual comments from his patients made while he was performing colonoscopy exams: “Take it easy, Doc, you’re boldly going where no man has gone before.” “Find Amelia Earhart yet?” “Can you hear me NOW?” “Oh boy, that was sphincterrific!” “Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there…
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Woman’s Daily Prayer
Funny woman’s daily prayer The facts of a woman’s daily life is summarized in her daily prayer. Not that all women are seen as gossips, prone to temper tantrums, greedy, grumpy, nasty, selfish or self-indulgent. In addition to whining, complaining, cursing, eating chocolate or spending frivolously. It just seems that way.