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Tempting Mother-In-Law

I was happy. After my girlfriend and I were dating for over a year, we decided to get married.

My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream!

There was only one thing bothering me, quite much indeed, and that was my mother-in-law to be.sexy mother-in-law

She was a career woman, smart, but most of all beautiful, voluptuous and sexy, who sometimes flirted me.

That also stirred barely controllable feelings in me, which made me feel uncomfortable.

One day she called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations.

So I went over to her home.

There she was alone, and wearing a very revealing outfit when I arrived.

She whispered to me, that since I was to be married soon, she had feelings and desires for me that she could no longer resist.

She desperately wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her daughter.

What could I say? I was in total shock, and couldn’t say a word.

I thought if I wise in having such a tempting mother-in-law?

She said in a sultry manner, “I’m going to my bedroom, and if you are up for it, just come and get me.”

I stood there for a moment, and then turned around and went to the front door.

I opened it, and stepped out of the house.

Her husband was standing outside, and with tears in his eyes, hugged me and said, “We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn’t have asked for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.”

Moral of the story:
Always keep your condoms in your car.